Author: Jordan

Jordan is a nurse that writes jokes on Twitter as @Nursemurderer and has been listed as one of the funniest women on Twitter by Mandatory and Huffington Post.

If There’s One Thing I Know about Racists – Historical Accuracy is Not Their Passion

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In light of the recent events regarding the Confederate statues (totally just used “recent” and “Confederate” in the same phrase), I thought it would be a great time to talk about history. It seems that a lot of folks are super eager to preserve American history and ensure our people know all that there is … Continue reading If There’s One Thing I Know about Racists – Historical Accuracy is Not Their Passion

I am fat

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I am fat. I always have been fat. I was born fat and I will die fat. Yesterday was the first day that I wore a legit bathing suit to the beach since I was a child. Up until this point, I would wear dresses and claim that I didn’t want to swim, or wear … Continue reading I am fat